"There is an entire August storm in everything said,
and to open the violent hives of remembering,

we imagine marigolds, birds drowned in the creek,
the lights left on in a room left behind."

Jennifer Militello, from “Afterburn” (via the-final-sentence)

(Source: versedaily.org, via the-final-sentence)

@7 months ago with 420 notes

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via stay-for-the-night)

@7 months ago with 532017 notes

(Source: E4RTHY, via between-lost-words)

@7 months ago with 348042 notes
nevver:

Patagonia
@7 months ago with 2432 notes
darkpuck:

andieus264:

i’m dying this couldn’t be more accurate. 

Needs more Zeus and more hissyfits.

darkpuck:

andieus264:

i’m dying this couldn’t be more accurate. 

Needs more Zeus and more hissyfits.

(Source: jfbsdjhf, via stultusalio)

@7 months ago with 124232 notes

"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

Roald Dahl (via abstractnumbers)
@8 months ago with 90 notes

sometimes i push my boobs together because

well

i can

(Source: animelovingtrash, via snowthunder)

@8 months ago with 32039 notes
hiddlestalker:

lady-master:

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

you think this is a joke

hiddlestalker:

lady-master:

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

Australian maps are upside down so Australia is above everyone else 

you think this is a joke

(Source: gurlfeedthefantasy, via snowthunder)

@8 months ago with 434038 notes

Jimmy Eat World

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLA41E209FF7AC25D6&feature=player_detailpage&v=Rn8kmgv8xjM

@7 months ago
#jimmy+eat+world #i will steal you back 
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:*sips* “Gotham is safe.”
@7 months ago with 96460 notes

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@7 months ago with 13592 notes
talesofwar:

Napalm bombing on the Aurès area. The term Napalm wasn’t used before Vietnam, army officials used the expression “special jugs”.

talesofwar:

Napalm bombing on the Aurès area. The term Napalm wasn’t used before Vietnam, army officials used the expression “special jugs”.

(via cheabraj)

@7 months ago with 22 notes

(Source: enveloped-kisses, via wildchiver)

@7 months ago with 379578 notes

"Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
Books get lonely too.
Sadness can be eaten.
I will always be there."

Raul Gutierrez, “Lives I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently”

"I will always be there."

(via awelltraveledwoman)

(Source: words-in-lines, via awelltraveledwoman)

@8 months ago with 149688 notes

staceythinx:

Selections from Tallmadge Doyle’s ethereal Celestial Mapping Series

(via snowthunder)

@8 months ago with 32458 notes